- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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