- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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