Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Lewis

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Anti Joke

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