- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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