- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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