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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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