- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If i open this door you can go trough it

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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