A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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willam dafoe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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