there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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