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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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