- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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