What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

xavier stop

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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