- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Mullets

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

The EPA.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

He walked in a bar

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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