Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

i lost the game

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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