- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

You're tall.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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