Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Donkey lips

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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