10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Anti Joke

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