why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

what do u call a apple a apple

fava beans

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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