- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What you reading? reading?

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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