Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Pain Olympics.

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what happens every day? People die

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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