which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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