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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

sharks

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

willie revilame

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Mullets

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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