Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Where's my tractor?

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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