- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

potatoes

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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