What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Anti Joke

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