- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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