A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

i like turtals and kids

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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