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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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