The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Where's my tractor?

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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i am and me is i

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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The Christian Bible.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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