A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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