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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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