- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

whats the best thing about polio...death

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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