What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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