What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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