A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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