how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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TELL

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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A mans opinion.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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