So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Republicans

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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