what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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