your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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