What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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