Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Take this and put it- No.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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