What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...