- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

elen degeneres is straight....

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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