- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

An Asian walks out of the library.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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