If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

A guy trips a blind man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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