What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Doorbell salesman.

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