A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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guess what chicken butt

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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