If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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