What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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4-4-2

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Gorden Brown.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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