Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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